Hi I'm Zack. I'm 17 and I live in the lovely Florida. Kik: Soflyzebra

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vodkaslumber:

lascivuus:

The only idol I’ll ever pray to.Every night before bed.
Our Mother who art in Heaven.
Booty be thy name.
Thy kingdom’s buns. 
And shake it some on earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily butt,
and forgive us our weak asses
as you back your finer ass against us,
and lead us right into temptation
but deliver us more booty.
Amen. 

<3 

vodkaslumber:

lascivuus:

The only idol I’ll ever pray to.
Every night before bed.

Our Mother who art in Heaven.

Booty be thy name.

Thy kingdom’s buns. 

And shake it some on earth as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily butt,

and forgive us our weak asses

as you back your finer ass against us,

and lead us right into temptation

but deliver us more booty.

Amen. 

<3 

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brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know